Choices are limited:
- Conservative Reform Alliance Party (CRAP)
- Natural Governing Party of Canada (NGP). (I dion' like them much anymore).
- Notionally Democratic Party (specializing in anti-economic theory)
- Block Heads du Quebec (specializing in blackmailing Canada by threatening NOT to leave)
- Watermelon party (Green on outside, Red on inside)
Personally, I suffer from electile dysfunction. I just can't get aroused by any of the leaders of any of the parties.